Why do you insist on encroaching into every aspect of my life? I know you're a big, important exam that could seal my fate regarding my graduate school applications, but seriously, can't a girl get a little peace and quiet every once in a while? I can't walk across the apartment without feeling like I should have vocabulary flash cards in my hands. I'm FOIL-ing equations in my head as I drift off to sleep every night. I just wrote an email to a coworker where I used the words pejorative and recumbent in the same sentence.
I just want you to know that in 2 more days I will break your iron grasp of tyranny. The gauntlet has been thrown - and you are going down!